Tuesday, March 30, 2010

smile for the day

I got this email and wanted to share...


How Fairytales REALLY ended...
Cinderella

Snow White


Beauty and the Beast


Sleeping Beauty

Jasmine
(Aladin)

Little Red Riding Hood

The Little Mermaid


Have a great day!

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

all things Lindsay

Today is Lindsaypaloza, a.k.a. Lindsay's birthday.
In honor of the birthday gal, here are a few of the many things that, to me, shout out,

"Hey, Lindsay would like this!"







This hilarious show with too many quotes to choose from.




Tori Amos






of coarse these two lovely individuals


And this babe


Happy Birthday Lindsay!


Thursday, March 11, 2010

quote

While doing my hair in the locker room today the skinny girl next to me said this to her friend,


"I just really wish I could get the bigger size of Jamba Juice. But I guess there really isn't any point, I mean its just to many calories for me."

Really?

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

good evening officer...

So I got pulled over last night...
Here's how it went down...

Me driving talking on the phone with Reese. I see cop down the road, and lower my speed to below the speed limit.
To Reese, "Ha! That cop thought he could get me, but I saw him and I'm not even speeding. Oh wait, he is turning around. Oh yeah, my head light is out. I will call you after I'm done being pulled over."
>> fast forward to me pulled over awaiting the cop to come to my window>> play:

Me: Thinking how funny it is that my new headlight is waiting on the kitchen table and smiling. A big smile.
Cop: approaches my car, "Whats that grin for?"

Me: "Because I know why you pulled me over.

Cop: Smiling, "And why is that?"

Me: "Because my head light is out and I have new one at home and my dad just hasn't put it in yet and I have my license its just in my purse, but that's in the trunk because-" (out of breath and slightly nervous, but still smiling.

Cop: "It's okay just relax. Im going to let you go just give me your name real quick."
>>fastforward to cop coming back to my window>> play:

Cop: "Tell that husband of yours to get that headlight fixed."

Me: "Will do." (in my head: where in the heck did he hear husband in all of my nervous chattering?)

Cop: Be safe and have a good night.

Me: "Thanks." deep breath!

Moral of the story: cops can sometimes be nice, and my dimpled smiled worked like a charm ;)

Thursday, March 4, 2010